11 Mar 2008 - Obamanos Billary

I'm so glad those two are out of Texas. Now I can get on with the important issues; daylight savings time and global warming! Aidan is so pissed off about the time change and frankly, I'm on his side on this. He is so annoyed that he's going to school when its dark and that it's still light out when he's going to bed. I've never understood the whole daylight saving time even when I worked on a farm. I'm burning a light bulb in the morning or at night. It saves me nothing. Why don't we just change our workday to start when the sun comes up and end a few hours before the sun goes down? Then, since they already banned the light bulb, have congress ban the use of indoor lighting altogether! Otherwise, let's abolish this stupid practice once and for all so Aidan can be a happier child. Assuming he survives his childhood that is.

Last night Connie tried to kill Aidan. Well, wanted to if not actually tried. I stopped her. I snatched my son from the jaws of certain early demise! The offense? Muddy shoes! His footprints now embedded in glorious muddy perfection from the back door across the carpet to the front room. With a look of murder in her eye, I held my lovely wife and reminded her that 1) he's a boy, 2) he's 6-years old and 3) he's a 6-year old boy. That calmed her enough to save him. He owes me big time. His punishment was to clean it up this afternoon after it dried since it was easier to just vacuum.

In other news... Correction, Aidan is 3'9" not 4'8". The squirrel put some of his political stuff to pen if you care. He was starting to feel like his friends were beginning to like him again so he nipped that one in the butt. I finally own the PS3! Life IS better with one. It looks like the evil AFPC is working a joint assignment for me. Joint = working with the Army. I hate the Army! Did they not read my website!?! It's all over but the paperwork. I'm set on 1 Dec 08 as my retirement date. With terminal leave and stuff I'll be out of uniform by mid September. Just in time for FantasticFest.